Wednesday, September 2, 2009

idiom of the week: Hold The Candle

"So who do you reckon was Oxford Utd's best footballer?"

"No question about it. It has to be John Aldridge."

"You reckon. I think old Deano, Dean Saunders was better."

"Oh rubbish! Saunders was a good striker, but he couldn't hold a candle to John Aldridge. His record speaks for itself. Top scorer in the club's history. Rogers was a cheat anyway. Any player who falls down in the penalty area looking for a penalty is a cheat and I hate him."

"I'm sure he'd disagree."

"Yeah, well I'd like to see him try."

"Well you can. He's over there at the bar looking at you!"

"Oh shit!"

Explanation: (Always used in negative : Subj couldn't hold a candle to Obj) Someone who doesn't even come close to being as good as another person at something.

Notes: Apprentices often had to hold candles up near senior workmen, so that they could see what they were doing. The idea of coming close refers to an apprentice who is learning his skill can approach a senior workman with a candle, whereas someone who doesn't know anything about the work, couldn't hold a candle to the senior workman.

joke of the week : The Lottery Winner

A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts,

"Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery!!!!"

The husband says, "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean or should I pack for the mountains?"

She says, "I don't care. Just get out the hell out!"

Explanation:

The husband thinks that they'll go away together for their holiday, but the wife just wants him out of her life now that she's won the lottery!

To slam a door is to shut the door very hard.